Your tits are I can't wait for
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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