kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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