Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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