I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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