Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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