This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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