im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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