That's when you crack a 10am beer
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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