Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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