things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
