I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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