How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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