love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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