Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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