he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The struggles of a small town man whore
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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