are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
