babies were throwing up all over the place
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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