We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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