Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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