Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
