can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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