How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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