i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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