4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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