she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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