So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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