Me too!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
