"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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