The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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