you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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