oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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