I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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