I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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