We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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