This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
This is my gift to your gina
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
