Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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