I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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