these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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