she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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