these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
