Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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