first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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