Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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