This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she looked like the before picture.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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