he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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