So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Randomize
