I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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