I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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