Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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