I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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