Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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