Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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