at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
