I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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