I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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