Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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