As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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