She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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